not to join the masc bottom disk horse here but i always felt like vers-bottoms were at the top of the gay food chain and the rest are just b-tier bottoms who can't parallel park. but does it really matter? at the end of the day we're all part of The Czech Hunter Generation™. so while we make fun of the lesser, working-class bottoms for living their best lives as starbucks baristas, the rest of us may look like we have it all (beautiful, instagram famous, shops at whole foods, lasered pink bootyhole) we're giving blowies on the top floor of a luxury high rise to our masc4masc top to feel validated before he goes back to leaving us on read. i think that's the reason we like lana del rey and electra heart so much. us beautiful, Le Labo scented, vers twinks may not have the same problems as the average h&m cashier gay who thinks olive garden is fancy and will never own a holiday home in the south of France, but we are still victims of our dominant grindr tops pushing us to an erratic point of madness that both dazzles and dizzies us. i guess we're fucking crazy...but we're free.